A funny start to the year!








What stays in the corner and travel s all  over the world? A stamp.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel

what dog watches every thing? A watchdog

From Kyle’s Blog

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

from Kirsty’s Blog

Why was six scared of seven?  Because seven “ate” nine.

What happens to a frog’s car when it break’s down? It gets toad away.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes because  the Empire State Building.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okey .he woke up .

Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great  fall.

Why did the witches’team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away?

What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork chop.

from Laoise’s Blog

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence one of them says,”Wow, thats got to be the fastest we have ever got to the accident site!”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day.. I couldnt find any.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how to feel about that.

Want to hear a word I made up? (Yes) Plagiarism.

By Siobhan! 😂😃😜

1: What did the monkey say after he cut his tail🐵?

A: Won’t be long now

2: What did the tomato say to the ham?

A: Lettuce be together

from Hannah’s Blog

Why do the French like to eat snails so much?

A: They can’t stand fast food.😂😂

Can a Kangaroo jump higher then a house?

A: Of course, a house can’t jump.😂😂

How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Just needs a little boogie.😂😂

How does a celebrity stay cool?

A: By keeping close to its fans.😂😂😂

from Liam’s Blog

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