Why can’t an orange go to the beach?
Because if he gets sunburned he can’t stop peeling!

from Amy

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the mooooooooooooooooovie’s

from Róisín

Knock knock

Who’s there?

William.

William who?

William mind your buisness.

 

Why did the boy take the pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains.

What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?

A bunny hop.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the road?

Because he ran out of juice.

What does an elf learn in school?

The elfabet.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Dont worry I’ve got you covered

Where can you find a ocean with no water?

On a map

Why did Mikey mouse go to outer space?

Because he wanted to see pluto (his dog)

By Orla

 

 

Why did the cow go to the moon?

To go to the moooooooovies

By Sophie

 

Why did the cow go to the moon.

A.To go to the moooooooovies.

By Rosaleen

Why did the pen go to the police staition?

To do long sentences.

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

From Kian

 

What do you call a grumpy cow????????

Mooooooody 🙂

by Grace

 

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine. By Niall

What goes up the road and down the road but never touches the road?

The County Council. By Niall

What would you call Bob the builder in recession?

Just Bob because he would get no work. By Niall

 

What do you call a dog with no legs?

You could call him anything but he won’t come to you. by Shannon

One day  two crips were walking down the street and a man said “Do you want a lift?”  They said ‘No because we are Walkers!”

By Liam