Why can’t an orange go to the beach?
Because if he gets sunburned he can’t stop peeling!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the mooooooooooooooooovie’s
William mind your buisness.
Why did the boy take the pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
A bunny hop.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
What does an elf learn in school?
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Dont worry I’ve got you covered
Where can you find a ocean with no water?
On a map
Why did Mikey mouse go to outer space?
Because he wanted to see pluto (his dog)
Why did the cow go to the moon?
To go to the moooooooovies
Why did the cow go to the moon.
A.To go to the moooooooovies.
Why did the pen go to the police staition?
To do long sentences.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you call a grumpy cow????????
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine. By Niall
What goes up the road and down the road but never touches the road?
The County Council. By Niall
What would you call Bob the builder in recession?
Just Bob because he would get no work. By Niall
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You could call him anything but he won’t come to you. by Shannon
One day two crips were walking down the street and a man said “Do you want a lift?” They said ‘No because we are Walkers!”