What stays in the corner and travel s all ย over the world? A stamp.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel
what dog watches every thing? A watchdog
From Kyle’s Blog
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
from Kirsty’s Blog
Why was six scared of seven? ย Because seven “ate” nine.
What happens to a frog’s car when it break’s down? It gets toad away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes because ย the Empire State Building.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okey .he woke up .
Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great ย fall.
Why did the witches’team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away?
What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork chop.
from Laoise’s Blog
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence one of them says,”Wow, thats got to be the fastest we have ever got to the accident site!”
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day.. I couldnt find any.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how to feel about that.
Want to hear a word I made up? (Yes) Plagiarism.
By Siobhan! ๐๐๐
1: What did the monkey say after he cut his tail๐ต?
A: Won’t be long now
2: What did the tomato say to the ham?
A: Lettuce be together
from Hannah’s Blog
Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A: They can’t stand fast food.๐๐
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then a house?
A: Of course, a house can’t jump.๐๐
How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Just needs a little boogie.๐๐
How does a celebrity stay cool?
A: By keeping close to its fans.๐๐๐
from Liam’s Blog